"There are so many qualities that make up a human being...by the time I get through the things I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant".

— Paul Newman

The book is thoroughly documented, with sources, page references and dates. For example: On October 19, 1990, Dornan is quoted from The Congressional Record —"You can get elected by proclaiming you are a sodomite and engage in anal sex all the time." Callahan noted, "It is a measure of Bob Dornan's own high principles that he has not yet taken this easy pathway to even higher public office."

“Fag’s” success helped dethrone Dornan. With Callahan and Kaspar sniping and snapping at his heels, the nine-term congressman was run out of office in 1996.

Now, Dornan is back again, challenging Congressman Dana Rohrbacher for his seat in the upcoming GOP primary.

Callahan is back again, too. He was upbeat and charming when I interviewed him aboard his yacht, “The Lesbian Spearchucker II.”

Nathan Callahan: As a political performance artist and author of the definitive book on Bob Dornan how does the ex-congressman’s re-entry into politics effect you?

Nathan Callahan: I’m ecstatic. Dornan’s been money in my pocket from day one. Since his announcement last week, “Shut Up, Fag!” sales have skyrocketed and I’ve received tens of thousands of additional hits on my website. With each sale I say, “Thanks Bob. You may be one crazy motherfucker, but I love you.”

Nathan Callahan: Are you serious?

Nathan Callahan: …as a heart attack.

Nathan Callahan: But doesn’t that make you a crass opportunist?

Nathan Callahan: Yes, of course. But a crass opportunist with a cause.

Nathan Callahan: What’s your fascination with Dornan?

Nathan Callahan: He’s one of a kind — a walking encyclopedia. His head is filled with facts and numbers that he can regurgitate at will — birth dates, bomb poundages, regiment numbers, cargo carrying capacities. But unfortunately, the facts and numbers come out of his mouth irrationally. He’s a man of lucid incoherence. It’s tragic.

Nathan Callahan: How did he ever get elected?

Nathan Callahan: He had Hollywood connections and right-wing money. And to exist in the political world, he created enemies and conflicts. Without them he's just a well-connected lumpen. Surrounded by make-believe threats, however, he’s Lord of the Lumpens.

Here’s an example: Back in 1995, Bob gave a speech to the House of Representatives accusing President Clinton of giving “aid and comfort to the enemy during the Vietnam War." I’m not kidding. Dornan was stripped of his floor privileges and expelled. The late Sonny Bono, who was a Congressman at the time, asked Dornan why he did it.

“I’ll be on C-Span every hour. Who cares?” Dornan said.

Bono said later of Dornan, “He doesn’t care when you talk to him, what you’re saying, why you are saying it, or even if you’re there. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

Dornan is unique. I’ve never seen anything like it either.

Nathan Callahan: What’s your proudest Dornan-related moment?

Nathan Callahan: That would be in 1994, when Colorado Congresswoman Pat Schroeder took the Speaker’s Chair in the House of Representatives and read from “Shut Up, Fag!” There were shrieks of laughter. You can’t beat that.

— Nathan Callahan, December 5, 2003

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